January 2012
5 posts
Anonymous asked: omg i just watched your reasons to be fat video and omg you are fucking hilarious! i dont really know you and stuff, just seen you around in the halls but you da best!
Editing my ass off so I can get this damn video...
It’s not very good but I can promise you that it’ll get better!
Guess Who's Baaaack!
My goodness, it has been such a long time since I’ve logged on to tumblr let alone actually written something. Also, it’s been an incredibly long time since I’ve made a new video. I do apologize for that. I definitely need to step up and make more videos. And that’s exactly what I plan to do. But not just any videos, I need to make meaningful videos.
Between AP U.S....
October 2011
1 post
September 2011
6 posts
I. AM. PARADOX.
According to my summer reading book, my name is number 11 on the list of the “20 Whitest Girls Names”… Not sure what to do now…
reneemichellem asked: jenna boooo cheer up! youre an amazing girl, improv moderator and friend and ill always be here for you if you need me! you dont deserve these people making you feel bad :( im always here, you know my pin ;) <3
True Life: I'm Always Hungry...
oy.
Anonymous asked: Can you give me a foot-job
Things are...
looking up. :]
I can't...
I think I need to go back to therapy. I feel so awful and I don’t want to talk to anyone about it because I hate everyone.
I feel so alone even though I know I’m technically not. I just feel so isolated. And sick. Physically and emotionally sick. I want to puke and cry.
I’m so DONE with people in my life. I wish I had the balls to just completely cut you out of my life the way...
August 2011
17 posts
Anonymous asked: hey i saw your last post, and i know it prob means nothing to you, but in hopes to brighten your day; as a recent jp grad id like to say i really wish i would have known you. I saw you around school a lot and you always seemed pretty cool, but after watching your life by jenna videos and looking through your blog i have come to conclusion that you are most likely one of the coolest people out...
Misery...
I usually hate bitching and complaining but I just need to vent. I’m frustrated, ok?
Hurricane Irene fucked everything up. Legit, everything. Stupid, stupid, stupid fucking bitch. I am so fucking frustrated. My mother wants to cry and I feel like shit that I can’t be there for her because I have basic human needs. All of the sudden as a 16 year old girl, I have to be the man of the...
therestlessandthereckless asked: so seriously i love you and the fact that you care about me means everything to me and i feel bad for all the time he havn't spent together. i seriously miss you
Ahhhh... the sweet sound of dubstep in the...
Form DS-11...
Getting my passport renewed just in time to escape before the government collapses and we all die!
Too bad there’s really nowhere else that i can escape to…
UK
Europe
I refuse to go to Canada
Africa
Middle East
I’d love to go to an Asian country but I can’t speak any Asian language
Antarctica
Australia
Well… Argentina, here I come!
July 2011
5 posts
Anonymous asked: Masterbate Daily??
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink4(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink5(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
Anonymous asked: HOW MUCH SEX DO YOU INTAKE DAILY?
June 2011
2 posts
I MADE A TWITTER!
Now you can listen to my thoughts some more! But instead of writing my usual essays, I’m limited to 140 characters! Lucky you. :]
@LifeByJenna
FOLLOW ME! :D
May 2011
14 posts
Add to Cart.
Damn, it’s gonna be real, real bad once I get a credit card because I will legitimately buy everything that I want from the internet. Bad, bad, bad…
Bitches and Hoes Anonymous
Hello, my name is Jenna and I am extraordinarily irritable.
WHOA!
I’ve never put my hair up in a bun before and had it look ok. I feel like I’ve discovered the answer to life…
Is it weird that...
I want to have sex with the guy from EpicMealTime, the main one with the beard…?
One of my biggest fears is 2012 coming and the world ending before I get to have sex with someone?
As much as I constantly complain like a 90 year old man about how much i hate children and stuff, I desperately want a kid of my own? I just want to create a perfect child and stuff.
I am legitimately in love...
Maybe it's good I'll never see him again...
I met a guy today who I can’t stop thinking about. He was gorgeous. He was so smart. He went to a great school and just the way he talked, it was like he was knitting a scarf of intelligence with his words. He was dressed so nicely. He was tall.
Too bad he’s engaged.
People these days...
You’re hot from far… but far from hot.