Is it weird that…
- I want to have sex with the guy from EpicMealTime, the main one with the beard…?
- One of my biggest fears is 2012 coming and the world ending before I get to have sex with someone?
- As much as I constantly complain like a 90 year old man about how much i hate children and stuff, I desperately want a kid of my own? I just want to create a perfect child and stuff.
- I am legitimately in love with Peter Pan? Like not me Peter Pan, the one from the cartoon movie. Like if he was real, I’d be soooo out of here in an instant, flying off with him into the sunset.
Because if it is, then… shit.
